Murder She Bloat
A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.
Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.