Murder Wagon
A burger van that dispenses food poisoning in a bap. More a critique on the "food" served than the list of criminal services for hire.
"I got a burger from the murder wagon on the way home on Friday. It took me till Wednesday to pop my anus back in."
Murder Wagon
An all black SUV... preferably a Jeep. Adorned with skulls, usually heard playing Marilyn Manson or Avenged Sevenfold.
Watching that murder wagon creep down the street really freaks me out!