Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

Murph Syndrome

Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.

Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?

Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek

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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!

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释义	Murphing Syndrom The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning. Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family. I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian. Murph Syndrome Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment. Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go? Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek _______________ Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
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