Murphy's Whore
When you find the best looking prostitute in town, however you just ran out of money
Whore: Hey baby, I wanna party?
Fella: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! shit, where's my wallet?! NOOOoooooooo
Fella 2: That's Murphy's Whore for you...
Fella: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! shit, where's my wallet?! NOOOoooooooo
Fella 2: That's Murphy's Whore for you...