Muscle Farm
A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.
Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?
manscape the muscle farm
when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest.
just got myself some new clippers, think i'll go manscape the muscle farm.