Muscle Jerkitis
When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.
Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."