Mushnoon
A name that as far as I can see is literally just a mispelling of mushroom. Like, how is this a name.
Mushnoon: Hi, I'm Mushnoon
Girl: What?
Mushnoon: My name is Mushnoon
Girl: Your name is Mushroom?
Mushnoon: ...
Girl: What?
Mushnoon: My name is Mushnoon
Girl: Your name is Mushroom?
Mushnoon: ...