Mushroom

Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.

See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.

Mushrooms are a type of fungi that grow in dark, damp environments all over the world. The usually come in the shape of a dick and taste like it too.

Some have flat caps, some are kinda conical, and some have little bells and funnels.
Most mushrooms represented in media have a light tan stem and a red and white spotted cap. These mushrooms are actually deadly and know as fly agaric mushrooms.
But Mario seems to get a high off of them.
Speaking of high, mushrooms are also used for recreational purposes such as getting high and hallucinating.
After usage, this results in a ‘trip’ which can either be bad or good depending on where you are and who you are with.
But this drug is illegal in most US states, but a few allow it.
Anyways, back to actual mushrooms.
Their main purpose is to take materials around them using Enzyme spit and break them down into shit like oxygen and nitrogen and stuff like that. Y’know, the stuff we need to live.
Also they look silly as hell.
Mushrooms are cool as fuck.

Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.

An innocent person caught in a crossfire

Used at a person who has a bowlcut, especially puffy bowlcuts

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

Some majorly evil things. Work a lot with garden gnomes.
Watch out for them.