mushroom slap
To slap someone across the face with one's penis.
Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.
mushroom slap
if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.
C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"
mushroom slap
Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.
"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"
Mushroom Slapped
When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.
Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!
Mushroom Slap
When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.
(not easy to do)
(not easy to do)
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage
Mushroom slap of death
When u slap a bitch so hard with ur pee pee that she gets goes retarded
I herd Jenny got the mushroom slap of death now she’s in in special ed class
chocolate mushroom slap
After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."