mushroom stamp
slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window
we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car
that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
mushroom stamp
when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark
That girl got mushroom stamped!
mushroom stamp
Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);
When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp
mushroom stamp
the image left behind, when you slap a bitch on the forehead with you penis.
i left a mushroom stamp on her forehead she'll never forget.
mushroom stamp
When a man slaps a woman on some part of her body with his member.
'Slap'
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"
mushroom stamp
Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.
Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.
mushroom stamp
The stamp usualy worn by hookers after a rough night.
Ohhhhh girl, I gotta wash this mushroom stamp off my cheek. But I made fity bucks.