Mushtaq

A very sassy but humble person, the bestest of friend u can ask for will do anything for you within a heartbeat but can also be a total nutcase! Also has a bit of mouth on her, wouldn’t want to be on her bad side.

Me: Come over but don’t be long

Mushtaq: Omw! but 15 hours later..

Mushtaq

n. "teree maa kaa thokoo" "the guy who fucks your mom"

A legendary figure, who's the subject of a recurring joke. The objective of this joke is to make someone ask "who's mushtaq". But they must already know about this joke from previous experience, and are tricked into asking it all the same. Then you hit them with the above given statement.

This is ideally done in a group setting.

Guy # 1 : Dude I had so much fun yest, we went to Bar Ibiza, then I hung out with a lot of cool people: Anna (a known friend) (other guy nods..)...Steve.. (guy nods some more).. Mushtaq

Guy # 2: Wait, who's Mushtaq

... long pause, which makes Guy # 2 realize he's fucked up. and then he gets hit with it:

"the guy who fucks your mom"

Mushtaq

A very beautiful girl usually found to be smart intelligent and will one day make and amazing wife, she chooses to always put her family first. Although females are usually not funny mushtaq is an exception as she will always put a smile on ur face a and crack a cheeky joke which will 100% be funny

Do you know Ali I heard he’s with mushtaq the beautiful funny one

mushtaq

Mushtaq a very handsome boy who is lanky yet beautiful.He is a rare species that hangs outwith arabs and somalians with 55heads

i want to be like mushtaq

Mushtaq

Desirable, the one who loves, "Chah'ney wala"

"Hum hain Mushtaq aur wo bezaar
Ilahi ye majra kiya hai"

Mushtaq

A tapped tall beautiful specimen who loves to make friends with amazing people. She always has to have one rat white washed arab friend to balance things out and keep order. She’s also gay so like it makes sense she’s so inferior. Of course she loves her true arab friend much more. It seems they enjoy the company of white washed ppl as they will end up befriending more of them. But none can compare to her true friend beginning with the letter R. She also likes to take daily shitssss in school to ensure the toilet works. This is because they are a hard working meticulous perfectionist. We all love Mushtaq, pe she is my fav friend :)

Mushtaq likes to shittt

Ahmad Mushtaq

Average F1 enthusiast (red bull is better than Mercedes) . Loves people named Zaid and the sus machine at the gym.

My legs are sore because I used the sus machine like Ahmad Mushtaq

俚语	mushtaq
释义	Mushtaq A very sassy but humble person, the bestest of friend u can ask for will do anything for you within a heartbeat but can also be a total nutcase! Also has a bit of mouth on her, wouldn’t want to be on her bad side. Me: Come over but don’t be long Mushtaq: Omw! but 15 hours later.. Mushtaq n. "teree maa kaa thokoo" "the guy who fucks your mom" A legendary figure, who's the subject of a recurring joke. The objective of this joke is to make someone ask "who's mushtaq". But they must already know about this joke from previous experience, and are tricked into asking it all the same. Then you hit them with the above given statement. This is ideally done in a group setting. Guy # 1 : Dude I had so much fun yest, we went to Bar Ibiza, then I hung out with a lot of cool people: Anna (a known friend) (other guy nods..)...Steve.. (guy nods some more).. Mushtaq Guy # 2: Wait, who's Mushtaq ... long pause, which makes Guy # 2 realize he's fucked up. and then he gets hit with it: "the guy who fucks your mom" Mushtaq A very beautiful girl usually found to be smart intelligent and will one day make and amazing wife, she chooses to always put her family first. Although females are usually not funny mushtaq is an exception as she will always put a smile on ur face a and crack a cheeky joke which will 100% be funny Do you know Ali I heard he’s with mushtaq the beautiful funny one mushtaq Mushtaq a very handsome boy who is lanky yet beautiful.He is a rare species that hangs outwith arabs and somalians with 55heads i want to be like mushtaq Mushtaq Desirable, the one who loves, "Chah'ney wala" "Hum hain Mushtaq aur wo bezaar Ilahi ye majra kiya hai" Mushtaq A tapped tall beautiful specimen who loves to make friends with amazing people. She always has to have one rat white washed arab friend to balance things out and keep order. She’s also gay so like it makes sense she’s so inferior. Of course she loves her true arab friend much more. It seems they enjoy the company of white washed ppl as they will end up befriending more of them. But none can compare to her true friend beginning with the letter R. She also likes to take daily shitssss in school to ensure the toilet works. This is because they are a hard working meticulous perfectionist. We all love Mushtaq, pe she is my fav friend :) Mushtaq likes to shittt Ahmad Mushtaq Average F1 enthusiast (red bull is better than Mercedes) . Loves people named Zaid and the sus machine at the gym. My legs are sore because I used the sus machine like Ahmad Mushtaq
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