Mushy Cheese
Mushy Cheese derives from the greek 'cheesicus de la mush' meaning death by cheese from a male stripper. It can be used to express joy or hate, depending on how kinky you are:
1. good morning, that's a nice mushy cheese!
2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!
2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!