Musical Boys

Like musical chairs, except males take the place of chairs and there are all female competitors. The males extend one knee, emulating the seat of a chair. The judge of who wins the seat is the male being sat on, whom often gets knocked over and the game has to be replayed, much to his happiness, be he straight and not too heavily bruised, or heavily bruised but either very randy or a sadist.

an internet sensation with virtually no talent. this post millennial man child thinks he is a 10 and is full of himself. (also answers to: bro, and bruh)

Music in which a sad boy sings sad songs that are anticlimactic and bare but somehow the mediocre yet raw sad voice and depressing lyrics strike a chord deep within your sad self. You never listen to this music when you're happy because it appears to lack creativity when you are happy. But when you're sad, it is soulfully amazing.

The kind of music made by pretty boys.

You know it when you hear it. The genres might be slightly different but it's always a popular sound and the lyrics always boil down to the same themes across albums and artists. All the lyrics are about the pretty boy's relationships and how much "you" (the woman) matter to him or whatever. The whole album usually revolves around the same pretty boy themes; heartbreak, love, the bachelor life, dancing with a woman, the process of attracting women, etc.

Occasionally you get some pretty bois with actual musical /production/ songwriting chops- like The Weeknd or Bad Bunny. However, most are very same-y and uninspired.

Example artists: Drake, Justin Timberlake, Harry Styles, Bad Bunny, Khalid, Justin Bieber, The Weeknd, Bruno Mars.