music disorder
when you are not on the computer, you get a million different track ideas to put on your MP3 player. but when you get on the computer, you either get second thoughts of the tracks you have in mind, or can't think of any.
this music disorder's killing me! i'm wasting my life thinking of 1 fucking song to put on my MP3 player!
musical attention defficit disorder
People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!
Music Player Deprivation Disorder
Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.
1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
music deficit disorder
the inability to listen to a full song, or in some cases the need to repeat songs over and over until one with mdd is sick of it.
there is no cure.
there is no cure.
jenny: hey scott, why did you skip that song? it wasnt at the end yet!
scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder
scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder