musket balling
When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.
So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.
Musket Ball
The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.
"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?
Musket Ball
A massive ball of resin pulled from a marijuana pipe, rolled into a ball and smoked.
Dude, Charlie hadn't cleaned his bowl in like 6 months, dude pulled like 3 musket balls out.
The Musket Ball
When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.
Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.
Musket Ball
A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling
Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
musket balls
Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.
Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.