Mussel Party
A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.