mustachelessness
to be without a mustache
"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.
Mustacheless Goatee
A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6
I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.