Mustache Unicorn
The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.
Putting the mustache on the unicorn
When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published
My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn