mustard butt
The aftermath of hot snakes from a week full of taco bell and indian food often resulting in bleeding rectum and or severe uunimaginable loss of all hope for a normal life
Dude shoot me I have a bloody rash from this mustard butt I've had for three years.
Sharty Mustard Butt
When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.
Brian is a sharty mustard butt.
Butt Mustard
The greasy residue left in your underwear.
Butt Mustard
The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.
Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.
Butt Mustard
The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.
Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.
Butt Mustard
A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a shart, but much less solid. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.
When I farted, I thought it was okay, but then I felt the butt mustard squishing between my cheeks.
Butt Mustard
The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.
How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!