Mustashing
(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.
*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*
-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!
*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*
-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!
*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*
-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
mustashe ride
When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure
Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do
Mustashe burn
When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be.
(Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.
(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!
(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!
mustashe
A collection of facial-disguises.
Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.