mutton dagger
Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
mutton dagger
red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.
Mutton Dagger
A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!
Chris: Why, thank you!