Mutumbo
Also commonly used 'Uncle Mutumbo'. A man seen as a common simple person. Known for how difficult it is to make them erect, in other words, they are usually flaccid. Striving forever to be able to hide among the crowds and accomplish their dreams. However, the Mutumbo's weakness is their relationship with women. Becoming very shy and uncomfortable around women of only a certain beauty.
As the Mutumbo (or Uncle Mutumbo) walks through the crowd, he becomes aware of women around him. Instantly his skin turns red and he attempts to withdraw into a more secluded, safer location.
Mutumbo
Pronoun - The young African dancing child who is the prophet of our one and only god, the mighty Bill Cosby.
Will: Hey man i prayed with Mutumbo last night to Bill Cosby
Matt: Oh crap, i forgot *smited by Bill Cosby*
Matt: Oh crap, i forgot *smited by Bill Cosby*
Mutumbo Finger
Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.
I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.
Spicy Mutumbo
Forgetting to wash your grubby paws after eating some chicken wings and then accidentally burning a clitoris while fingering.
Dave once accidentally spicy mutumbo-ed his future wife when he finger painted tabasco sauce on his girlfriend's vagina. There were no survivors.
Mutumbo Productions
A movie production company that produces the stellar, awesome, cool, crank that soulja boy, critically acclaimed, award-winning films, such as the Minisodes and Human Rooster.
Hey did you see that new film from Mutumbo Productions? They're the guys that made the Minisodes and Human Rooster. They're pretty stellar!
Mutumbo Productions
A movie production company that produces the stellar, awesome, cool, crank that soulja boy, critically acclaimed, award-winning films, such as the Minisodes and Human Rooster.
Hey did you see that new film from Mutumbo Productions? They're the guys that made the Minisodes and Human Rooster. They're pretty stellar!