My bird
An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock
"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"
piss my bird
to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.
my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.
Pinched my Bird
When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.
bite my bird
Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"
"Bite my bird dude"
"Bite my bird dude"
huff my bird
Means "Suck My Dick"..
Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick
Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick
"Shut the fuck up and huff my bird bitch!"
eyeing my bird
A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.
Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.
Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.
"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"
lick my bird
when your brother is pissed off he will most likely respond with lick my bird.
"shut up you idiot lick my bird"