My birth
A mistake.
My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.
birthed my tampon
the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.
I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.
birth my food baby
Taking a shit.
Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.