my boner
see my cock
R.I.P. my boner
An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
killing my boner
When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.
"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"
Harshing my boner
getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami
Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.
fart on my boner
An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
bury my boner
I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.
I love to bury my boner in hot woman.
fold my boner
To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.
Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."