mycoholic
Completely addicted to mushrooms. A person that feens hard for all things mushrooms ... Completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. They crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows ... They are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.
Mushrooms are bae, I am a mycoholic .