my eyes are up here
A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.
Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
My eyes are up here
A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.
“My eyes are up here…”
“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”
“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”