My Garden
An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.
This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.
I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.
A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.
I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.
A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.
milk my garden
when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!
Rake my garden
When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.
Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?
Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself
Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself
Plastic Straw in my Garden
When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Found this plastic straw in my garden today.
Armadillo in my prayer garden
When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.
Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Water my spice garden
masturbate
"I have to go water my spice garden."
I have a goat in my garden.
Having a wedgie.
I have a goat in my garden.