my john
A close friend and/or homie.
Yo is that Carlos? That's my john!
Jim My Johns
A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.
Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"
Jim my john
A brief sexual encounter, a quickie
Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.
She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
Suck my John Wick
Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.
Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”
Or
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”
Or
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”
My nigga john
My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.
My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.
eat my john
The equivalent to "suck my dick."
"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."
"Eat my john."