Mys Jokes
An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.
Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.
Acquaintance: Why?
Some girl: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!
Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!
Acquaintance: Why?
Some girl: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!
Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!
Tea Bagging my Joke
To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
My mom jokes
A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is
You know who else _____(action)_____
The basic format is
You know who else _____(action)_____
Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule
My Mom Jokes
A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
Joking my ass
Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?
Are you Joking my Eyes Out?
Are You Joking My Eyes Out??
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
my joke
Every single thing,
someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke