My Klewis

Total faggot. Constantly "injured." Cries constantly. Sizzling hot bod. Tears constantly rolling down his six pack. Will grow up to be a sex-offender. Jerks off multiple times a day. Sucks at baseball. Feels uncomfortable in social situations. Walks like he has a stick up his ass. Loves his hair. Zero social skills. Amazing forearm veins. Sexy-ass tan.