My mom is so china
A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!
Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?
Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!
Vlad: Bummer...
Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!
Vlad: Bummer...