my sorry
When one intends to use the slang "my bad" in place of "im sorry", implying that they are at fault or apologetic for something they've said or done. But what comes out in result of a brain fart is a combination of the two, hence "my sorry".
Jesse: Hey man! You just stepped on my blue suede shoes!
Larry: Oh my sorry!...I mean I'm bad...I mean I'm sorry!
Jesse: Huh wtf?
Larry: Oh my sorry!...I mean I'm bad...I mean I'm sorry!
Jesse: Huh wtf?
Sorry, my demons
An apology to people you're talking to for something you said, blaming it on your inner demons.
"AMONG US! sorry, my demons"
'are you okay dude?'
'are you okay dude?'
i like my men skinned sorry
a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again
boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*
sorry my cat walked over my keyboard
An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females
boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
Sorry My Friend Took My Phone
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Sorry my mind was in “Australia”
A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”