myspace angles
Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.
This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?
Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.
Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?
Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.
Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
myspace angles
Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.
It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
myspace angles
The angles that ugly girls on myspace take photos of themselves to hide their ugly faces, fat, etc.
This girl's gotta be ugly, shes got all the myspace angles.
myspace angle
When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.
This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.
An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.
An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles
Myspace Angles
There's more than meets the eye.
Somewhat cute 'Myspace Angles' girl is not somewhat cute.
MySpace angle
A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.
Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.
Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.
Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
"Dude, this chick is hot!"
"Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"
"Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"
Myspace Angle
A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.
Person 1: Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"
Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her
Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.
Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her
Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.