myspaceturbate
the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.
Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.
myspaceturbating
1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.
2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace
2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace
Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.
myspaceturbating
Whackin' it to someone's mypsace profile
That chick's pic slideshow of her and her friends was so hot I couldn't help myspaceturbating
myspaceturbating
n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating
Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!
myspaceturbator
(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.
Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.
myspaceturbating
Spending hours on end looking up friends and friends of friends myspace accounts. This can take up to several hours of your life away from you, especially during your adolescent years.
instead of going to the party last night, Jim stayed home and and ended up myspaceturbating until he fell asleep.