Mysterbating
The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.
mysterbation
Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.
Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.