Mystic Messenger
A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.
My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?
Mystic Messenger
a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))
all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now
Mystic Messenger
An app that reminds you to eat
Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”
Mystic Messenger
A hellhole
"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"
"Help them"
Mystic Messenger
An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.
"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
Mystic Messenger
A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not
Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect
Mystic Messenger
This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.
When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…
Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay
Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??
Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together
Saeran best boy
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…
Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay
Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??
Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together
Saeran best boy