Mystic Nights of the Cobra
A drunken terrorist organization located in the East Bay, Ca. MKOTC will smoke all your weed and can ruin any party and/or hotel room. In 2006 a study by the University of California found that the Mystic Nights of the Cobra are directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 1.16% of all cases of fetal alcohol syndrome statewide.
All I'm saying is, nobody drank a beer with jizz in it till the Mystic Nights of the Cobra showed up.