My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

my trains

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

Hog my train

The act of getting your ass eaten out during Oktoberfest

That explains the man who tried to hog my train

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

Alright, My Train

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

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释义	My Trains A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so. In the club, the Model Railroad Club, A motherfucker said shit about my trains. Might as well have took a shit on my brain Cuz I went insane. I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat. But the president never did let me back after that. Shit, I said, "Fuck you. Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?" My trains, uh. My trains, uh. I got small ones. Tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away. My trains, uh. M-m-m-m-my trains, uh. It's like magic. Magic trains. I wish these trains could take me away. my trains your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first. you: hey girl wanna come to my place her: oooo sure you: flicks on the light meet my trains the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully Hog my train The act of getting your ass eaten out during Oktoberfest That explains the man who tried to hog my train training my ninjas another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this. Jason - hey man what are you doing Frank - dude im training my ninjas Jason - thats disgusting! That one dude who took my subway at train station That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay Alright, My Train The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?" "Alright, My Lover?" "Alright, My Train" my trains uh my trains neil: my trains🤪😎😏 yes
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