My Turkey
Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.
I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.
stuff my turkey
Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey
Tickle My Turkey
during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.
During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."
Rub my turkey
When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.
Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.
Pulled my turkey
A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
rub my turkey
A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.
Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !
oh my turkey
use it when you are tired of saying oh my god
oh my turkey, that was awesome!