Squirtle On My Turtle
To release your squirtle on MY turtle
Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good
mud for my turtle
Getting laid
After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
Mud for my turtle
Having sex, fucking, getting pussy
Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
My Turtle Harold
he is a turtle named harold
Have you seen my turtle Harold
baste my turtle
wash your genitals (male)
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
Dude, I've been sweating all day. I've got to go baste my turtle before I go out tonight.
mud on my turtle
CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.
Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.
Imma go polish my turtle
When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"