my yours
A slang used by retards and communists to refer to the things that have no proper owner, rather all of us are it's owner.
It is commonly used but it's a gray area that you shouldn't bypass without having any actual signs of mental illness. Please before using this term, refer to your personal doctor.
It is commonly used but it's a gray area that you shouldn't bypass without having any actual signs of mental illness. Please before using this term, refer to your personal doctor.
This country is my yours. My heart is my yours. My brain is only yours cause i don't have one.
Get Into My/Your Head
1)To go into deep thought and self-reflection. 2) To learn what motivates a person or what makes them react.
Last night, I wanted to get into my/your head.
ass in my/your mouth
1. To embarrass or be embarrassed
2. To humiliate
3. To treat or be treated; clowned.
4. derided
2. To humiliate
3. To treat or be treated; clowned.
4. derided
"Why do you always feel the need to put your ass in my/your mouth?" Stan replied angrily to Sharon.
"People going around putting they ass in people's mouth...this has got to stop!"
"You keep talking like that, I'm a put my ass in your/my mouth" said Jill, apparently upset with Bob's position.
"People going around putting they ass in people's mouth...this has got to stop!"
"You keep talking like that, I'm a put my ass in your/my mouth" said Jill, apparently upset with Bob's position.
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
MY TEAM YOUR TEAM
when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)
(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
my bum your bum
This is a couples' game; you blindfold one participant, then the other person sticks a digit in their bum and a digit in their partner's bum, one digit from each hand.
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"
Let's play my bum your bum...
I recognise that shit smell anywhere.... that's not my bum , that's YOUR BUM !
I recognise that shit smell anywhere.... that's not my bum , that's YOUR BUM !
My Friend Your Friend
The clear definition and rules of this buddy system are as follows...
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.
Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...
Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition
Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.
Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...
Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition
Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"
This is the examples of my friend your friend.
Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)
Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)
Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)
Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)