nachosaurus

One who consistently rapes the nacho plate. This person shows a total lack of regard for the other people sharing the nachos, they take all the cheese, meat, sour cream and salsa without batting an eyelash. They often take the nucleus chip of the nachos, thus ruining the appetizer all together leaving only nacho shrapnel for the other poor bastards at the table.

Nachosaurus (from the Greek "ôõñáííüóáõñïò", meaning 'tyrant human') is a genus of nachosaurid theropod dinosaur. The species Nachosaurus, commonly is one of the dinosaurs most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now Ontario, Canada. Some scientists consider Danosaurus Mataar from Germany to represent a second species of Nachosaurus, while others maintain Danosaurus as a separate genus. Nachosaurus is one of the largest land carnivores of all time, about 0.7-1.2 meters (2.3 to 3.9 feet) long, and 1.8-2.5 m (5.9-8.2 ft) tall, when fully-grown. Mass estimates have varied widely over the years, from more than 2,600 kilograms (3 short tons),to less than 1,500 kg (2 tons), with most modern estimates ranging between 1,800 and 2,400 kg (between 2 and 3 tons).