azaneth

If you have an Azaneth in your life, don't ever let her go. Your world is falling apart? Find an Azaneth. Huge ass. Don't laugh at her when she's sick. She'll probably bite your head off. Hilarious, she'll beat you to the punch, but probably not before spilling coffee on herself. An Azaneth belongs with sexy firemen. Don't fuck it up. You'll never want to lose an Azaneth. She doesn't mind if you stare at her awesome body, just don't make it weird. Azaneth's hate garlic but will eat it if you give it to her, she's kind. Smart and hard working- she'll make you fall in love. Never let go of an Azaneth.