nake-bed
an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.
note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed
naked bed wrestling
an alternative word to sex
1st man: whats all the bangin coming from upstairs?
2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!
2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!
Naked in my bed with socks on
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*