Naked in my bed with socks on
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*