Namastafarian
Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.
I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me about the meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.