Nambour
A shit hole on the sunshine coast. I live here... wherever you look there is a hill.. Do NOT come here!
That place is such a Nambour!
nambour high
Nambour high is a drug f**cked school, full of sluts, drunks and bongers, i go there and trust me everyone in it is pathetic. girls skirts are so shirt you can see their ass cheeks, people walk around with cigarettes because they think they are cool, they all attend parties and get blind drunk and end up getting fingered. it is so bad.
god they're disgusting. they must be from nambour high.
Nambour Christian College
A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”