Namewank
The act of looking up your name on Urbandictionary.com, finding the most flattering definition, posting it on some social network site, and feeling like a unique little snowflake for doing so. Sometimes ironic, always asinine.
"All you do online is namewank. Why do you think I care about your healthy self-image, Kimberly?"
"Please stop namewanking in my Facebook feed. I think your learning disability might be contagious."
"Please stop namewanking in my Facebook feed. I think your learning disability might be contagious."