Namous
Famous only because they are related to famous people.
The Kardashians are just namous.
namous
When your name is famous, but no one knows your face. You can call a restaurant or a sold out concert and get a table instantly just by using your name, but once you're there, no one recognizes you. (Think authors, directors, scientists, producers, philosophers)
Person 1: "Do you want to be famous one day?"
Person 2: "No, man. I want to be namous so no one bothers me in public."
Person 2: "No, man. I want to be namous so no one bothers me in public."
namou
the most beautiful and charismatic person you’ll ever meet. she is the kind of girl everyone wants as a friend: she is funny, loyal and will do anything and everything to help the people she cares about. if you ever cross the path of a Namou, you have been blessed.
i wish i could be like Namou, she’s so perfect
Mongo-namous
A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"